Attention all scammers hoping to target us through this website. 

1. Do you seriously think we would give out our details here?

2. Until we become established as influencers we have absolutely no money so it would be a waste of time

3. No we are not sending you money to release the forty million dollars bequeathed to us and waiting to be claimed in a Nigerian Bank

4. Seriously - if you want to employ some experienced and creative pensioners then get in touch