The oldest anonymous influencers in the world

 

 

Everyone on Linkedin says 'Live your dream' and 'never let reality stand in the way of ambition' so our ambition is to be the oldest influencers in the world.

 

I mean aren't you sick of young people with perfect skin telling you how to get perfect skin?  

 

We have decades of experience (nearly a century and a half between us!) and know what we are talking about. So when we tell you that an anti-ageing cream really works then you better believe us.  If you make products - contact us now and we will promote them. (There are certain products we simply won't promote and top of the list is incontinence sleep wear.)

 

 

So how can YOU help?

 

 

Please tell all your friends and relatives that they need to bookmark this site and visit it at least once a day. That way we get lots of hits and large companies will be impressed and pay us vast sums of money to promote their products.

 

 

This is the real money making business. We charge a fortune to design anything you want. We charge even more to photograph whatever you want. We write brilliant copy about anything you want - even boring stuff like technology. We do it with fearsome intelligence, superb style, a dash of humour and eye-watering invoices.

(See what we did there with the hyphenated compound adjective?)

 

Don't worry that we are based in New Zealand. We can fly business class at your expense to any destination that is not currently a war zone.

 

Have a widget you need polishing? We are just the people for you. Enquire below.

A portion of our vast portfolio of clever ideas. This one was narrowly rejected for a L'oreal campaign fronted by Dame Maggie Smith